Resident of Sleepy Hollow

hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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kardashy:

an unexpected twist

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

foxnewsofficial:

boys in crop tops 2k14

foxnewsofficial:

boys in crop tops 2k14

466,686 plays

djsckatzen:

otakumusician:

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FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

kili-fili-and-frilly:

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

THAT IS CUTE AS HELL

truangles:

A Bangladeshi girl hangs on to the side of a train, taken by Tab Tuhin in 2008

truangles:

A Bangladeshi girl hangs on to the side of a train, taken by Tab Tuhin in 2008

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
wetmeinthetoilets:

gilbert-sprussianprincess:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

ICELAND HOLD SHIT


geez Hungary go something going on there

I aint thirsty, I’m Hungary for the big dick.

wetmeinthetoilets:

gilbert-sprussianprincess:

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

ICELAND HOLD SHIT

geez Hungary go something going on there

I aint thirsty, I’m Hungary for the big dick.

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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